how are you Taylor swift and the best thing you can sing about your fiancé is that he has a dick and you like to jump on it. Matty Healy was a better muse. Like matty fucking Healy made her write better music. She had an on and off relationship for a few months with harry styles that inspired one of her best songs ever in what’s objectively her best album. Jake gyllenhaal and joe alwin inspired her most heartbreaking and breathtaking love songs. Travis Kelce, her fiance, inspires her to sing about his dick over a Jacksons beat. Please take me out of my misery.
Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal
A laptop is a living creature. It has weight to it. A laptop breathes and produces body heat. And it wants to die badly. Mobile phones are not sentient like that & that’s why they don’t experience mental illness. A phone problem is like “out of storage :(” or “charging port broke”. Laptops will cough weakly as they fade in and out of consciousness
You will hold a laptop in your arms and it’s like “I can’t feel my legs”. And you tell it girl you never had any
every time i see someone call kirk and spock the oldest ship, i’m filled with the urge to go “hmm actually the holmes and watson girlies have been here for a hundred years now”, and i refrain because i know the natural conclusion of this game is gilgamesh and enkidu
